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London field cast4/9/2023 ![]() Theo James is slumming in a post-Divergent paycheck role that leaves nothing worth remembering. But she does not yet have the screen presence to convey the aura of mystery or raw sensuality that seasoned pros like Sharon Stone or Angelina Jolie or Diane Lane could have done in their sleep. Amber Heard is a beautiful sexy looking woman. But given that this film stars Amber Heard (the poor man's Nicole Kidman) and rejected leading men like Jim Sturgess and Theo James, that seems unlikely. ![]() If it had an inkling of self-awareness, it may be a spectacular example of stealth trolling pretentious film snobs and industry insiders everywhere. In between that, there is a lot of overwrought narration by a bored Billy Bob Thornton a darts competition and panoramic shots of what seem to be the Apocalypse. And she guesses her murderer upon entering a sleazy London pub and being courted by a series of strange or suspicious characters. ![]() The closest that can be described to being a serviceable plot is that a slinky sexy woman named Nicola Six (no seriously that's her name) is blorn with the uncanny gift of premonition. While that failed venture was your standard police procedural made into a woeful example of outsider art through bad luck, this film aims for some near incomprehensible labyrinthine parody of every postmodern thriller made since Pulp Fiction or The Usual Suspects. This movie is so bizarrely constructed and the editing is so bad, one can easily call it The Snowman of 2018. ![]()
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